7/3/08 11:32 pm - 126
Dear Igby,
I am sorely disappointed in you. I don't mind the crackling speakers, the dents, the constant shake. Hell, I can even deal with the fact that it takes you FOREVER to accelerate to highway speeds. I'm sorry that I couldn't take you on my G test, but I feared that your performance might not be up to government standards. If this hurt your feelings, I understand, but breaking down on me is NOT the way to show your anger. Do you know much it cost me to fix you? $400. Yes. $400. We are NOT okay, Igby. NOT OKAY.
No love,
Nikki

Today was so odd. Besides paying $400 to get my car fixed, I also rode on a motorcycle, had lunch with strangers, and bought over $100 worth of products at a 'fantasy' party that my mother invited me to. Woah.
But I feel okay about it all because now I really and truly do taste like candy. Well, honey, to be exact.
I am sorely disappointed in you. I don't mind the crackling speakers, the dents, the constant shake. Hell, I can even deal with the fact that it takes you FOREVER to accelerate to highway speeds. I'm sorry that I couldn't take you on my G test, but I feared that your performance might not be up to government standards. If this hurt your feelings, I understand, but breaking down on me is NOT the way to show your anger. Do you know much it cost me to fix you? $400. Yes. $400. We are NOT okay, Igby. NOT OKAY.
No love,
Nikki

Today was so odd. Besides paying $400 to get my car fixed, I also rode on a motorcycle, had lunch with strangers, and bought over $100 worth of products at a 'fantasy' party that my mother invited me to. Woah.
But I feel okay about it all because now I really and truly do taste like candy. Well, honey, to be exact.



